|Shit on a stick t-shirt|
|Disney princesses t-shirts|
|Lots of strange t-shirts|
The green shirt reads "爆乳", which means "enormous boobs". The English text indicates that the wearer has a cup size of G or larger.
The red shirt reads "美乳", which means beautiful boobs. The English text just says "gorgeous boobs".
The orange shirt reads "並乳", which means "normal boobs". In English it says: "C & D are just good sizes. The tits size fits my hand perfectly." The Japanese cup size scale is slightly different from the Western scale, I am told, so "C & D" here means "B & maybe C" by Western standards, or so the experts tell me.
The yellow shirt reads "微乳", which according to my dictionary means "small breasts" (the pronunciation is the same as for the "gorgeous boobs", but instead of the kanji for beautiful it has the kanji for "minute, insignificant", which happens to be read the same). The English text says: "flat boobs" and "AA,, size or less... be virtually non-existent".
The blue shirt reads "貧乳", which according to my dictionary means "tiny breasts". The English text says: "Tiny Tits" and "The size of a person of A & B. I don't care about it!". My dictionary seems to sort the last two in the opposite order, but both mean small.
|A suggestive Venn diagram|
|Pedobear battling Ronald McDonald. The text says "Bear claw".|
|Pedobear on a diet. The text says: "Don't loose too much weight" (or "Let's go on a diet but not overdo it").|