Monday, March 4, 2013
Return gifts: nice and insulting
Our secretary had put a present on my desk. There was a note explaining that she wanted to give me something back since I gave her chocolate (as a thank you for always helping us with random stuff that is not really included in her duties) on Valentine's Day. The note explained that since I am fat and need to go on a diet she had not chosen to give me chocolate (which would be the most common return gift) but instead had gotten me things that I should give to my mother.
The note also said that she was busy and that I should stay away and not talk to her. She is pretty funny, our secretary.