Born in Stockholm (Sweden), now live in Sapporo (Japan). Hold a Ph.D. in computer science and work with computers during the days, perform magic in a bar during the nights (and weekends, for kids). Also used to teach historical fencing back in Sweden.
On the Kansai International Airport, they have an expensive looking store that tells you: "Drastic. The baggage". It sells leather suitcases. The grammar and spelling is fine, but it still ends up weird.