I got to the airport earlier than expected, so I walked around and did some shopping. I bought a deck of cards that also teach you Kyoto dialect (Kyoto is very close to Osaka). Kyoto dialect sounds very cute, according to my Japanese friends.
I also saw a t-shirt that says: "I am a pervert" (for girls, though there was probably one with male Japanese available too). I was thinking of buying it as a gift for the girl who keeps asking me to show my underwear in bars. But since by now five different people have asked me to do that, maybe it is not that strange in Japan?
|Apparently it is 666 miles from Osaka to Sapporo|