No! Smoking

The hospital has an interesting way of writing that no smoking was allowed

One of my colleagues is hospitalized because he had hip replacement surgery. We dropped by to visit him. When we were randomly walking around trying to find his room, we asked someone where room 13 was and he said: "Ah, Micke!". Apparently he is famous. Maybe because he is the only non-Japanese (and non-speaker of Japanese) there?